Look at all you happy people wish I could be like you

So its been a long long time since I have last filed an entry unto this horrible format. The year of our lord 2008 has been a long a tumultous one. Full of ups and down, triumphs and setbacks, hilarity and then despair. Such is the manner of all things. Still I cannot quite be sure what feeling to subscribe to the current period of my existence. It is not quite utmost despair as it felt a few months ago, yet still it is not utmost brilliance as it was a long time ago. A pergotory of sorts caught in between two worlds.

I say to myself its wonderful, wonderful

So recently Burger king has launched some sort of ad campaign/pubilcity stunt called the 'whopper virgins'. In it they go to remote areas of the world and find people who have never tasted a burger or know what a burger is and have them compare the big mac and the whopper. They have heralded it as the first 'pure taste test.' Out of sheer curiousity and not a small amount of boredom I went to the website on the commercial and watched the video. I watched a few minutes of it with the taste test and such and then I got to a part where they were going into these remote villages with a portable broiler and making burgers. I could not help but wonder if there was really some sort of insideous design for these people other then having them sampling and comparing two different burgers. Here is a people in a part of the world that has not been exposed to artery clogging, obesity inducing fast food. An entirely fresh market. Well by golly what a better market to expand out horrible franchise unto? It must have been somewhat difficult to find a part of the world where people had never heard of fast food. I say to these villagers, resist! its all bad! bad for you and your people. Dont let those corporate assholes trick you.

I can't wait for you to operate.

Long lonely Saturday in the dark. Well not literally but it feels like as I had woken up around one and by the time I really got going it was pitch black. Not that I mind that fact, in fact the early dark is one of the most inspiring aspects about this time of year, that and the cold. I enjoy conditions that most people horribly detest, does that make me a weirdo? Who the fuck really knows just random thoughts on a random day at a random time in the world. So many things going on in the world, people being killed, having sex, fermenting revoulutions, fighting, struggleing. A vast tapestry constantly unfolding right before our eyes. Feel massively discouraged. Word.

I got styles all of them sick

Fuckin assholes. Ahhh why I harbor such rage and hatred towards soo very many indivduals I perceive have done me wrong. Shits fucked up. No real answers and the more answers I seem to have unearthed only reveal more questions. Perhaps its because I have no one to lay all this bullshit on so I simply speak to no one in this internet vaccum. All though that is alright for me because I write some fucking crazy shit up in this bitch that I dont know if would want any old fucker to read. shit.

Christopher Columbus is a damnblasted liar

Maybe i'm taking things a little extreme but I think we should go back to the practice of putting insane, and generally unbalanced people back in asylum's and out of the general population. Truly the world would be a much more peaceful and better place. Road rage incidents would likely decrease, murder might go down, things would be better. Either that or just give them all lobotomies and drug them up to the point where they have no idea whats going on. The psychopaths, the ones with no regard for others or the rules of society. I mean when you think about it these people really only one step away from becoming serial killers or bank robbers or perpetrators or general mayham.