The man of the hour has an air of great power the dudes have envied him for so long

I hate how these days every fucking thing has to be online. Has to be accessed through some kind of username and password which you usually forget right away. Why can't some things just be flesh and blood and paper and have you speak to a real person. Like at my school to get my grades and access all this stuff I have to log in to some complex system with a random username and a password I usually forget. Can there not be a better way. I suppose in some ways they find it more efficient then having to house tomes and tomes of records and files on people but by golly its frustarating.